10.03.06
Tuesday Morning Hate…
NORTH CAROLINA!! (State, that is) Please heed the call of the revered Petey Pablo: C’mon and raise up – Take yo banjo off, and twist it ’round yo head – Spin it like a helicopter! It’s time to support your pimp chesty coach, squeal like a pig, and piss all over each other!
All fun aside, it was once fun to root for Mr. Amato- as a former D-Assistant coach at FSU, he helped create some of the most sphincter-napalming defenses known to man; and while yet a highschool lad, I took both his daughters out on dates – great girls. But dropping 3 of 5 to the Raleigh Golden Showers changes shit real fast.
Bring out your finger-totaling IQs and lack of bladder control to the stadium Thursday night!
