September 14, 2006

Raw, Samson-like Power

Posted in FSU, NFL, Slobberknocker at 2:28 pm by Halleck T.

Ladies and Gents, say hello to the hardest hitting mullet in the National Football League, Mr. Ernie Sims. A moveable feast of anger and destruction who was famously awarded a blue jersey during Fall football practice at FSU. Normally QB’s wear off-color jerseys to signify they are not to be hit or tackled. Ernie’s blue jersey meant he was not allowed to hit anyone– he had become too much of a danger to himself and others. 

In games he was able to channel this unique brand of havoc-wrath on “fuckin’ soldiers“ and members of Georgia Tech’s special teams. (Please note that a) this is called being ‘ethered’; and 2) his ear pad comes flying out of his helmet- a nice touch.)

And right now he’s practicing real hard for the Detroit Lions, getting ready to forcibly remove your name from your memory.

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